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Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming Author Pascale Lemire
ISBN-10 9780753550175
Release 2013-09-26
Pages 192
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Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Based on the runaway web phenomenon, Dog Shaming features hilarious and adorable photos of petulant pups accompanied by notes detailing their misdeeds: waking sleeping babies, eating vomit, chasing postmen, unplugging alarm clocks, peeing on stuff, etc. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.



Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming Author Susan McMullan
ISBN-10 9781845027742
Release 2013-10-31
Pages 96
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Our beloved pooches bring us a world of happiness. They love us unconditionally, they never judge and they're there for us through good times and bad. But they also chew the sofa, rip up your car seats, bark incessantly when there's nothing there, steal food, dig up your garden and generally cause mayhem. Now, in Dog Shaming, they own up to the world with some hilarious confessions revealing just why they're in the doghouse. And they remind us why dogs are the most wonderful, and sometimes the most infuriating, companions!



Dog Shaming 2018 Wall Calendar

Dog Shaming 2018 Wall Calendar Author
ISBN-10 1449485162
Release 2017-08
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Dog Shaming 2018 Wall Calendar has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Dog Shaming 2018 Wall Calendar also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Dog Shaming 2018 Wall Calendar book for free.



Texts from Dog

Texts from Dog Author October Jones
ISBN-10 9780544080065
Release 2012-11-06
Pages 112
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He’s a dog with a phone . . . My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born. Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.



Shelter Dogs in a Photo Booth

Shelter Dogs in a Photo Booth Author Guinnevere Shuster
ISBN-10 9781449479053
Release 2016-05-03
Pages 128
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Often seen as sad, rejected, and behind cold metal bars, it's no wonder people would avoid images of shelter dogs awaiting forever homes. From talented photographer (and now public figure and adoption champion) Guinnivere Shuster comes Shelter Dogs in a Photo Booth, a guaranteed-to-make-you-smile photo book featuring shelter dogs in a brand-new light. Get ready to see the cutest canine portraits you’ve ever seen! Guinnevere’s fantastic photos went viral and have been featured on websites, in magazines, and on television programs all over the world: Good Morning America, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, The Huffington Post, Time, The Daily Mail . . . even celebrities have gotten in on the action: Amy Poehler, Cesar Millan, and Zooey Deschanel have made statements and posts declaring their love of Guinnevere’s work. After the adorable and up-for-adoption photos of these furry friends were seen and enjoyed by millions, adoption rates at Utah's Humane Society skyrocketed. The book features 100 dog photo booth style photographs, each accompanied by a short story about the dog's personality, how the dog ended up in the shelter, and the adoption date. A follow-up will conclude the book, with photos of some of them with their new families. A portion of the proceeds of this book will benefit the Humane Society of Utah and Best Friends Animal Society.



I Could Chew on This

I Could Chew on This Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452131801
Release 2013-07-30
Pages 112
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A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.



You Had One Job

You Had One Job Author Beverly L. Jenkins
ISBN-10 9781449480691
Release 2016-07-12
Pages 144
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.



Hot Guys and Baby Animals

Hot Guys and Baby Animals Author Audrey Khuner
ISBN-10 9781449407902
Release 2011-11-08
Pages 80
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Published to benefit the SPCA, a lighthearted treasury by the creators of the Hot Guys and Baby Animals Wall Calendar features photographs of attractive, often shirtless male models with adorable baby animals and is complemented by tongue-in-cheek captions about their likes and dislikes.



Man s Best Friend 2016 Calendar

Man s Best Friend 2016 Calendar Author William Wegman
ISBN-10 1419716093
Release 2015-08-11
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This beloved 16-month calendar features the best of William Wegman?from early photographs of his canine collaborator and muse, Fay Ray, to all-new photographs of Flo, Topper, Candy, and Bobbin.



Dogs Who Smile

Dogs Who Smile Author Virginia Woof
ISBN-10 9781250033239
Release 2013-07-02
Pages 64
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Can dogs really smile? It's a bone of contention, but yes, they can! Dogs Who Smile is jam-packed with ludicrously funny photos of the happiest hounds around. From beaming Border Collies and delighted Dachshunds, to laughing Labradors and cheerful Chihuahuas, some pooches love their dog's life so much they've got to smile about it. Filled with uproarious captions like: - "Quick! Dude! YouTube this!" - My bite is worse than my bark. Mwah-ha-ha! - Well somebody's gotta use mum's fitness DVD... - Just smile and it'll soon be over... - I call this my 'pug shot' - Who. Are. You. Calling. A. Sausage?! Guaranteed to make you howl with laughter, this is a must for any dog lover. A laugh-out-loud funny collection of photographs of dogs that have the ability to smile



Goats of Anarchy

Goats of Anarchy Author Leanne Lauricella
ISBN-10 9781631062858
Release 2017-03-15
Pages 138
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Get ready to party—the goats are back in town! Based on the popular Instagram account, Goats of Anarchy takes you on a tour of Leanne’s goat rescue farm, a place where special-needs goats can heal, grow, and butt heads to their hearts’ content. Join Pocket, Ella, Chibs, Lyla, Prospect and Polly--the goat who took the Internet by storm with her adorable duck costume--as they rumble, snuggle, pig out, dress up, and even teach you a few goat yoga moves to loosen your haunches. Whether they’re learning to walk or just romping around the farm, these horned and hooved heartbreakers will have you grinning ear to ear as they chew the scenery—literally! When she left New York City for the wilds of New Jersey in 2011, Leanne Lauricella knew nothing about animal sanctuaries. She started her Instagram account, @goatsofanarchy, shortly after getting her first two goats, Jax and Opie. Today, Leanne’s Instagram has over 280,000 followers, and is the winner of the 2016 People’s Voice Webby Award for Animal-Based Social Media Account.



Cat Shaming

Cat Shaming Author Pedro Andrade
ISBN-10 9781449479169
Release 2016-05-03
Pages 192
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What happens when your cat makes a mistake like ruining something valuable or going outside the litter box? You can't ground or take away their allowance when your cat gets in trouble. So what is the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines while the picture shows a shamed but adorable, innocent looking kitty.



Underwater Dogs Kids Edition

Underwater Dogs  Kids Edition Author Seth Casteel
ISBN-10 9781472212535
Release 2013-09-24
Pages 40
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Dive right into this kids edition of Seth Casteel's amazing Underwater Dogs. With colorful photographs of the cutest canines chasing after their favourite toys and hilarious, joyful rhymes, this is a special treat for kids and adults alike.



Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit

Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit Author Allan Zullo
ISBN-10 9780740785672
Release 2009-10-01
Pages 216
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They're called colloquialisms, idioms, of just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July. In Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit, Author Allan Zullo offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as: * Admitting You're Wrong--The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. * Congress--Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. * Ego--Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth. * Teenage Boys--You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks. * Revenge--Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even. * Surprises--Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'"



A Dog s Life

A Dog s Life Author Gemma Correll
ISBN-10 3832797424
Release 2013
Pages 127
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Gemma Correll's whimsical illustrations capture all Fido's moods from perky scamp to loyal, obedient protector. Although this book does present a vast array of canine shenanigans purely for our amusement, be forewarned—you'll also get some startling insights into what your dog is really thinking about you (and, it may not always be complimentary—not that you will really mind). You see, dogs have insinuated themselves into our lives as no other creatures could. What's more, they know they'll always have a place in our hearts. Why else do we lavish them with yummy treats and belly scratches? There's something about a wagging tail and a soulful stare that's just too hard to resist.



The Black Dogs Project

The Black Dogs Project Author Fred Levy
ISBN-10 9781631060885
Release 2015-09-15
Pages 128
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The Black Dog Project is an eye-opening photo series featuring the stunning photographs of canine noir.



Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too Author Michael Showalter
ISBN-10 9781613125458
Release 2013-09-03
Pages 176
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Michael Showalter’s Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too is the hilarious all-access guide to help a man comprehend, appreciate, and bond with the felines in his life. They say dogs are a man’s best friend. True! But what if that man’s girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, or mother-in-law has a cat? Is that the end for him? Is he resigned to an eternity of estrangement from this furry creature with which he shares his life partner, his favorite chair, and his sock drawer? Showalter offers hope for men everywhere in their quest to understand and love cats. In this intimate portrait of one man’s love for cats, you will learn the answers to burning questions such as: “Why are they all aloof and weird and stuff?”; “They hate me, right?”; and “Is it true that they have nine lives?” Armed with these and countless other valuable lessons, by the book’s end any guy can be on the fast track to becoming a cat’s best friend. Praise for Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too: “Deep stuff is decorated by fabulously absurd humor.” —Catster.com “So what have your cats taught you about loving yourself?” Michael Showalter: “Not a lot, I’ll be honest.” —Esquire.com “Fabulously illustrated.” —Entertainment Weekly