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MATCH Joke Book

MATCH  Joke Book Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781925479195
Release 2016-04-26
Pages 224
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The very best football jokes from the makers of the UK's best football magazine!

Horrid Henry s Joke Book

Horrid Henry s Joke Book Author Francesca Simon
ISBN-10 9781402245657
Release 2010-04-01
Pages 112
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Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!

World s Funniest Football Jokes

World s Funniest Football Jokes Author Jim Chumley
ISBN-10 9781786854681
Release 2017-10-12
Pages 128
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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, "Yes, but we've got all the refs."Football is obviously very serious business— like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781447247258
Release 2013-04-11
Pages 288
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Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

Corny Jokes and Riddles Shopkins

Corny Jokes and Riddles  Shopkins Author Scholastic
ISBN-10 9780545949118
Release 2016-01-05
Pages 48
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Laugh along with all your favorite Shopkins! Apple Blossom, Kooky Cookie, Strawberry Kiss, and more crack cartful after cartful of fresh jokes in this hilarious book. Plus, with full-color illustrations throughout, there are discoveries in store on every page!

How to Find Yourself and Your Best Match Socionics the Modern Approach to Psychological Types

How to Find Yourself and Your Best Match  Socionics  the Modern Approach to Psychological Types Author Rod Novichkov
ISBN-10 9781430328155
Release 2007-05
Pages 88
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Finally, there is a Socionics book in English. This book describes the four dichotomies: Perception - Conception, Extraversion - Introversion, Intuition - Sensing, Intellect - Emotions. It gives an elaborate description of Psychological Functions and Scales. The authors introduce a completely new approach to intertype relationships, subdividing the sixteen types of relationships into four clusters and seven compatibility levels. This book offers a unique and authentic method of Visual Identification of types, including references to pictures of real people placed face to face by their Psychological Functions. The reader should be able to instantly identify Psychological types by their facial features. Distribution tables show the distribution of Psychological Functions, Scales and Types in the population, as well as the probability of finding the best match for each type. List of celebrities by their types is included.

Mix and Match Jokes

Mix and Match Jokes Author Viki Woodworth
ISBN-10 1567660630
Release 1995-09-01
Pages 23
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A collection of riddles about what happens when you cross hummingbirds and bells, bees and guns, skeletons and fairy godmothers, and other such unlikely combinations.

Horse Games and Puzzles for Kids

Horse Games and Puzzles for Kids Author Cindy A. Littlefield
ISBN-10 9781580175388
Release 2004
Pages 137
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You can count on horse-crazy kids to be doing something horse-related, thinking about something horse-related, or planning something horse-related 24 hours a day, seven days a week. That's why Cindy A. Littlefield created the Kids' Book of Horse Games & Puzzles. If kids are going to spend their time horsing around, they might as well jump-start their creativity and boost their problem-solving skills at the same time. The book is divided into five sections: Word Play, Picture Puzzles, Drawing, Fun and Games, and Brain Teasers. (All the answers are included.) Take the "Horse and Pony Stall of Fame" challenge by matching up famous equines with their human or television character companions. Snuffle through the "Hungry as a Horse" quiz and see if you can find the names of 14 things horses like to eat hidden in a block of letters. Then break out your best drawing pencils and learn how to draw a horse's portrait in six easy steps. Fun, horsey cartoons and illustrations adorn every page. And scattered throughout the book are horse riddles, bits of horse trivia, and quotes about horses. Here, at last, is the perfect book for kids who love puzzles almost as much as they love horses.

Joke Performance in Africa

Joke Performance in Africa Author Ignatius Chukwumah
ISBN-10 9781351668880
Release 2017-12-14
Pages 290
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Jokes have always been part of African culture, but never have they been so blended with the strains and gains of the contemporary African world as today. Joke-Performance in Africa describes and analyses the diverse aesthetics, forms, and media of jokes and their performance and shows how African jokes embody the anxieties of the time and space in which they are enacted. The book considers the pervasive phenomenon of jokes and their performance across Africa in such forms as local jests, street jokes, cartoons, mchongoano, ewhe-eje, stand-up comedy, internet sex jokes, and ‘comicast’ transmitted via modern technology media such as the TV, CDs, DVDs, the internet platforms of YouTube, Facebook, and other social arenas, as well as live performances. Countries represented are Egypt, Kenya, Malawi, Morocco, Nigeria, and Zambia, covering the North, West, East and Southern Africa. The book explores the description of the joke form from various perspectives, ranging from critical discourse analysis, interviews, humour theories, psychoanalysis, the postcolony and technauriture, to the interactive dramaturgy of joke-performances, irrespective of media and modes of performance. Containing insightful contributions from leading African scholars, the book acquaints readers with detailed descriptions of the diverse aesthetics of contemporary African jokes, thereby contributing to the current understanding of joke-performance in Africa. It will appeal to students and scholars of African studies, popular culture, theatre, performance studies and literary studies.

Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird Author Tim Federle
ISBN-10 9780762448654
Release 2013-04-23
Pages 160
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Features 65 drink recipes inspired by history's most loved novels.

Take a Joke

Take a Joke Author Johnny Ryan
ISBN-10 1606994646
Release 2011
Pages 158
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Johnny Ryan garnered a considerable following with his one-man humor anthology, Angry Youth Comix. Take a Joke collects many of the best stories from this inimitable series as well as many strips created for the wildly popular VICE Magazine. Unlike Ryan's previous collections, which focused on very short stories, Take a Joke spotlights several of the artist's longest humor pieces to date, notably: "Graveyard Goofs," in which Ryan's hapless antiheroes Sinus O'Gynus and Loady McGee exhume the corpse of the recently deceased Santa Claus as part of a Top Secret experiment, fantasize an orgy with a collection of anthropomorphic condiment bottles (resulting in an unwanted pregnancy), and end up in Hell; "Boobs Pooter's Jokepocalypse," starring a coprophiliac version of Godzilla who destroys the world with hilarious jokes and crazy pranks; and "The World's Funniest Joke," a 24-page masterpiece. All this, plus "The Day The New Yorker Came to Town"!

Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781447248361
Release 2013-10-10
Pages 96
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Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs? Anything you like, he can't hear you! This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it. The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!

The Comprehension of Jokes

The Comprehension of Jokes Author Graeme Ritchie
ISBN-10 9781351232739
Release 2018-07-06
Pages 222
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The Comprehension of Jokes consolidates and develops the tradition of analysing jokes, by de?ning a framework of concepts which are suited to capturing what happens when someone understands a joke. The collection of concepts presented improves upon past work on joke analysis, outlining a simple model of text comprehension which supports all the assumptions necessary for a model of joke-understanding. This proposed framework encompasses and integrates a relatively wide range of disparate factors, including incongruity, superiority, and impropriety. Written by an expert in the field of humour, it provides a conceptual basis which will help to map out the landscape of joke comprehension. The book draws on past suggestions in many areas, primarily philosophy, psychology, linguistics, and artificial intelligence. Current theories of how people understand non-humorous texts offer some important ideas, such as the need for representations of differing beliefs about the world, or the way that predictions may occur during the understanding of a text. The framework improves the clarity and coherence of some existing theoretical proposals and combines these ideas into a well-defined way of describing how a person understands a newly-encountered joke. All this is illustrated using typical textual jokes, some analysed in considerable detail. The book enables hypotheses about why jokes are funny to be stated more precisely and compared more easily, and should contribute to the development of a fuller cognitive model of joke comprehension. The Comprehension of Jokes will be of great interest to academics and postgraduate students in humour research, as well as those in disciplines like linguistics, psychology, and cognitive science who wish to explore the ?eld of jokes and humour.

World s Weirdest Animals

World s Weirdest Animals Author Matt Roper
ISBN-10 9781786854834
Release 2017-11-09
Pages 96
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Whales that look like unicorns, lizards that squirt jets of blood from their eyes, naked rats that can sprint backwards—it seems as though some creatures have been put on this earth just to amaze us. From the harmless but hilarious to the truly frightening and deadly, the animals in this book are guaranteed to keep you enthralled, astonished, and extremely amused.

The Essex Joke Book

The Essex Joke Book Author Nicholas Knights
ISBN-10 9781448132638
Release 2012-09-13
Pages 192
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WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’

The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sri Lanka

The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sri Lanka Author Compiled By : Kuldeep Saluja
ISBN-10 812880684X
Pages 128
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The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sri Lanka has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sri Lanka also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sri Lanka book for free.

Cracking Up with the Rabbids

Cracking Up with the Rabbids Author David Lewman
ISBN-10 9781481427906
Release 2015-02-17
Pages 48
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Presents a collection of jokes that feature the Rabbids as they visit twelve of their favorite spots.