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MATCH Joke Book

MATCH  Joke Book Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781925479195
Release 2016-04-26
Pages 224
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The very best football jokes from the makers of the UK's best football magazine!

Match Joke Book

Match  Joke Book Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781509825011
Release 2016-04-21
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Over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine! Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories. You'll laugh your football socks off! The Sweetest Stars Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City) Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland) MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen) ROLO Touré (Liverpool) John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea)

Match Joke Book

Match  Joke Book Author Match
ISBN-10 9781509824991
Release 2016-04-21
Pages 224
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The very best football jokes from the makers of the UK's best football magazine!

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book

Fantastically Funny Football Joke Book Author Dave Bromage
ISBN-10 0141321156
Release 2006
Pages 96
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Did you hear that Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy are releasing a song together?They're calling themselves Goals Allowed.A fab and funny joke book full of footballing jokes, anecdotes, cartoons and other crazy stuff to get you giggling!

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781447247258
Release 2013-04-11
Pages 288
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Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book Author Brian Boone
ISBN-10 9781510729384
Release 2017-10-10
Pages 176
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Muggle world got you down? Dark lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.

The Test Match Special Book of Cricket Quotes

The Test Match Special Book of Cricket Quotes Author Dan Waddell
ISBN-10 9781448142941
Release 2017-05-25
Pages 336
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Collecting hundreds of quips and quotes, and beautifully illustrated throughout, The Test Match Special Book of Cricket Quotes is a cricket fan’s indispensable guide to bats, beards, boundaries and bowls. From witty sayings and wise words, to doubles entendres, and legendary moments from cricketing history, you’ll find the perfect line for every occasion. ‘I've never got to the bottom of streaking’- Jonathan Agnew ‘On the first day Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off' - Trevor Bailey ‘Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator’- John Arlott 'Strangely, in slow motion, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer' - David Acfield 'I'm not into caps with lots of diamonds on them, like KP' - James Anderson 'How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?' - Rafa Benitez on test cricket ‘I don't think we choked this time. We never played well enough to choke’ - Craig Matthews ‘Flintoff starts in, his shadow beside him. Where else would it be?’- Henry Blofeld ‘I once delivered a simple ball, which I was told, had it gone far enough, would have been considered a wide’ - Lewis Carroll

The Essex Joke Book

The Essex Joke Book Author Nicholas Knights
ISBN-10 9781448132638
Release 2012-09-13
Pages 192
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WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’

Football s Funniest Jokes

Football s Funniest Jokes Author Jim Chumley
ISBN-10 9780857655684
Release 2009-04-01
Pages 96
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Football is a funny old game and, as this little book shows, it has inspired many laugh-out-loud jokes. Illustrated in full colour, Football’s Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a laugh at half-time or even when your team loses on penalties.

Happy Smile Jokes for Kids

Happy Smile  Jokes for Kids Author Adam Smith
ISBN-10 9781365751998
Release 2017-02-12
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Happy Smile Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep your kids and family happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Everyone loves the quote “laughter is the best medicine,” and you have probably even experienced the benefits of smiling and laughter. But did you know that the simple act of smiling can boost your kid's mood and even their immune system? This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 200+ funny jokes. Happy Smile is for children of all ages, teens, and even adults that want to have a good mood. This Happy Smile Jokes for Kids book include: -ANIMAL JOKES -BIRD JOKES -BUG AND INSECT JOKES -KNOCK KNOCK JOKES -HALLOWEEN JOKES -CHRISTMAS JOKES -MIX & MATCH JOKES -OUTER SPACE JOKES -RIDDLES -OTHER JOKES WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh long hours!

The Unofficial Joke Book Of Switzerland

The Unofficial Joke Book Of Switzerland Author Billoo Badhshah
ISBN-10 8128805754
Pages 128
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The Unofficial Joke Book Of Switzerland has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Unofficial Joke Book Of Switzerland also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Unofficial Joke Book Of Switzerland book for free.

The Irish Joke Book

The Irish Joke Book Author Brendon Kelly
ISBN-10 9781477159118
Release 2012-10-26
Pages 88
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The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish. Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us. The Irish can laugh at themselves and wont mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time. Youll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes. No-one is safe - not pilots on the Irish national airline Aer Lingus, not Guinness drinkers, nor Irish council workers. Sure theyre not safe. The Irish love a laugh, and have that inbuilt Celt good sense-of-humor, or as we text GSOH. And then theres the lurvely accent, on de ladies. And theyre good looking and the men - arent - Youll have your favorites. Then youll forget where the hell it was - dat joke. So I wrote dis handy Index at da back. Ya can test yourself by finding de words in de Index dat you remember all dere, to find de joke again. Or try and remember da joke from the line in de Index. Tanks a million ... P.S. Da sketches are of Molly Malone in Grafton Street, Dublin and the Irish milk given when ya donate a pint of blood. God bless the Irish! Brendon Kelly

How to Find Yourself and Your Best Match Socionics the Modern Approach to Psychological Types

How to Find Yourself and Your Best Match  Socionics  the Modern Approach to Psychological Types Author Rod Novichkov
ISBN-10 9781430328155
Release 2007-05
Pages 88
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Finally, there is a Socionics book in English. This book describes the four dichotomies: Perception - Conception, Extraversion - Introversion, Intuition - Sensing, Intellect - Emotions. It gives an elaborate description of Psychological Functions and Scales. The authors introduce a completely new approach to intertype relationships, subdividing the sixteen types of relationships into four clusters and seven compatibility levels. This book offers a unique and authentic method of Visual Identification of types, including references to pictures of real people placed face to face by their Psychological Functions. The reader should be able to instantly identify Psychological types by their facial features. Distribution tables show the distribution of Psychological Functions, Scales and Types in the population, as well as the probability of finding the best match for each type. List of celebrities by their types is included.

The Moomins The World of Moominvalley

The Moomins  The World of Moominvalley Author Philip Ardagh
ISBN-10 1509810013
Release 2017-10-19
Pages 324
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A stunning gift book for Moomin fans to treasure.Step into the magical world of Moominvalley with this beautiful and unique book - a fun, fascinating, and unprecedented look at the wonderful world of the Moomins and their creator, Tove Jansson. Filled with illustrated maps and family trees, facts about Moomintroll behaviour and habits, this book contains all you could wish to know about the beloved characters from the original Moomin stories and the world in which they live. Find out all about Moomintroll's adventures, Moominmamma's handbag and Moominpappa's diary, and meet the extended Moomin family including Snork Maiden, Snufkin, Sniff, and Little My. This book also takes you behind the studio door of the uniquely talented, Tove Jansson. Featuring original Moomin drawings, colour studies and stunning character sketches as well as family photographs and Tove's childhood drawings. Written by award-winning children's author Philip Ardagh, with contributions from bestselling children's author, screenwriter and Moomin devotee, Frank Cottrell Boyce, The World of Moominvalley is a highly illustrated, beautifully designed gift book for all Moomin fans to treasure.

The Super Epic Mega Joke Book for Kids

The Super  Epic  Mega Joke Book for Kids Author Whee Winn
ISBN-10 9780310754763
Release 2016-06-07
Pages 240
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The Mega Joke Book is just the thing for comedians and joke-lovers, young and old! Kid-friendly and fun, this collection of hundreds of jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and more will keep everyone giggling for hours. So, what’s the funniest joke you’ll find in this book? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

I Am a Poetato

I Am a Poetato Author John Hegley
ISBN-10 1847803970
Release 2014-04-07
Pages 80
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This is a very funny, witty, zany collection for children, which will also appeal to the author's adult fans. It has all the John Hegley comic hallmarks, including references to wearing glasses, Luton, and dogs (being superior to cats)! The poems are arranged alphabetically by title, with family pets and other animals featuring strongly, from a mosquito and ants, through wise camels, goldfish and guillemots to Toby the armadillo from Peru, and not forgetting the unusual unicorn in school. The book is packed with John's unique brand of deadpan humour, and is illustrated in scrap-book style with the author's own quirky line drawings. This is a poetry book like no other!

Socialism Seriously

Socialism       Seriously Author Danny Katch
ISBN-10 9781608466108
Release 2015-08-09
Pages 120
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Opinion polls show that many people in the U.S. prefer socialism to capitalism. But after being declared dead and buried for decades, socialism has come to mean little more than something vaguely less cruel and stupid than what we have now. That's not exactly going to inspire millions to storm the barricades. Danny Katch brings together the two great Marxist traditions of Karl and Groucho to provide an entertaining and insightful introduction to what the socialist tradition has to say about democracy, economics and the potential of human beings to be something more than being bomb-dropping, planet-destroying racist fools.