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The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781447247258
Release 2013-04-11
Pages 288
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Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.



The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes Author MacMillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 1509838899
Release 2017-07-13
Pages 288
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An enormous collection of some of the silliest jokes around, including hundreds of silly jokes on every topic imaginable!What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.



The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness Author Tim Vine
ISBN-10 9781409127611
Release 2013-10-10
Pages 128
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Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.



Football Jokes

Football Jokes Author Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN-10 9781447259831
Release 2014-06-05
Pages 80
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.



Super Safari Jokes

Super Safari Jokes Author Sally Lindley
ISBN-10 9781508192596
Release 2016-07-15
Pages 48
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A safari can be a fun and funny experience. Jokes about safaris and the animals that can be seen on them are sure to delight even reluctant readers. Each joke is presented through text that’s simple enough to remember and retell later, allowing readers to share the laughs with their friends. Readers will also be entertained by the dynamic design of each page. This includes colorful illustrations designed to add even more humor. This high-interest topic appeals to a wide range of readers at a variety of levels.



Jokes for Adults

Jokes for Adults Author Jenny Kellett
ISBN-10 1530070392
Release 2016-02-16
Pages 78
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*** WARNING - ADULT CONTENT, NOT FOR KIDS *** Adult Joke BookLooking for some adult fun to spice up your next night out? This bumper book of only the very best hand-picked adult dirty jokes will make sure you're the life of the party! All types of adult jokes are covered, including: - Dirty jokes - Sex jokes - Yo mama jokes - Blonde jokes - Wife jokes - Knock knock jokes .... and more! All the disgustingly dirty jokes are short, which means they're easy to remember so you can bust some out at a moment's notice! (And after a few beers, everyone's attention span is somewhat shorter). You'll cringe and you'll laugh at some of the rudest, crudest and LEWDEST adult jokes on the planet (that we're allowed to publish anyway!). So grab The Ultimate Adults Only Joke Book today and feel downright dirty tomorrow. Tags: funny jokes, funny, dirty jokes, sex jokes, joke, blonde jokes, adults only, dirty jokes for adults, joke book, funny joke books, funny dirty jokes, sex jokes, silly jokes, ebook, ebooks, jokes, funny, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, jokes



1001 Really Ridiculously Silly Jokes

1001 Really Ridiculously Silly Jokes Author Clive Gifford
ISBN-10 9781444944464
Release 2018-07-12
Pages 256
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Know any good jokes? Here are 1001 (yes, one thousand and one!) for the whole family to enjoy! Why did the empty sandwich go to the dentist? IT NEEDED A FILLING. What do you call a 20,000-year-old joke? PRE-HYSTERICAL. With jokes galore, puns, one-liners, visual gags, play on words and hilarious illustrations. Divided into sections such as 'Hilarious Holidays', 'Teacher Titters' and 'Football Funnies', this book will never get old and will have your friends and whole family laughing. A hilarious bumper book created by the bestselling author of Teenage Kicks and Eye Benders, and winner of the Royal Society Young People's Book Prize.



100 Silly Jokes Book for Kids Today

100  Silly Jokes Book for Kids Today Author Johnson Jay
ISBN-10 1979378797
Release 2017-11-02
Pages 62
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-Aaron: The name used to describe an 'A' student that loves to run -Arabella: An Arab girl that loves wearing an umbrella dress Welcome to this new JOKE BOOK for Kids with illustrations...100+ Silly Jokes Book for Kids Today! The Dictionary of Names Joke Book for Kids and Fun Lovers Too! Volume 2.0 Without doubt, this book is ideal for children's relaxation and adults too. Yes, the unique thing about this joke book is that it provides fun around common names and events that anyone can easily relate to. Why not, with over a 100 (hundred) jokes, you are guaranteed many hours of humor (laughter) and fun. You can be sure; you've never seen these lines of jokes before. It is simply out of this world. Besides, these collections of dictionary of names jokes, you will enjoy Question and answer jokes as a bumper bonus to spice up you day. This book promises to be a great gift idea to family and friends. What's more... it is just perfect for early readers, while having fun. Now, go ahead and get your copy and have fun with happy laughing all the way!



Tickle Your Teacher

Tickle Your Teacher Author Peter Hepplewhite
ISBN-10 0330434233
Release 2005
Pages 161
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A bumper book bursting with jokes, anecdotes, insults, activities and silly verses about school life. Laugh your itchy, grey regulation socks off at vile canteen meals, playground mayhem, beastly bullies and terrible teachers! Pupil: There's a dead fly in my soup! Dinner lady: What do you expect in school dinners? A live one?! Q: Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed? A: Because she wanted to draw the curtains.



Harry Hill s Bumper Book of Bloopers

Harry Hill s Bumper Book of Bloopers Author Harry Hill
ISBN-10 9780571281770
Release 2011-10-20
Pages 368
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Another treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves it when people make silly mistakes. So much that he has put together a rib-tickling book of howlers, wacky stories and bloopers for all the family. The Bumper Book of Bloopers contains Harry's favourite goofs picked from the world's daftest newspapers and magazines - and believe it or not every single one of them is a genuine boob!



The Seriously Silly Book of Kids Jokes

The Seriously Silly Book of Kids  Jokes Author Sean Connolly
ISBN-10 1784042951
Release 2014-09
Pages 352
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Packed with comedy classics, one liners, what do you gets, and knock knock jokes, this bumper selection of gags is side-splittingly hilarious.



The Bumper book

The Bumper book Author John Metcalf
ISBN-10 STANFORD:36105040527439
Release 1986-06-01
Pages 238
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Featuring articles and poems from such writers as Norman Snider, Irving Layton, Fraser Sutherland, John Mills, Brian Fawcett, and Doug Gibson, this collection addresses numerous facets of Canadian literature, including the Canada Council, Robertson Davies' characters, Robin Mathews and nationalism, Margaret Atwood and Northern Journey, why The Mountain and the Valley became a classic, the problems with Canadian publishing, and how the arts councils steer the arts.



School Library Journal

School Library Journal Author
ISBN-10 UOM:39015020721620
Release 1986
Pages
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School Library Journal has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from School Library Journal also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full School Library Journal book for free.



Welcome to Camp Slither Goosebumps Horrorland 9

Welcome to Camp Slither  Goosebumps Horrorland  9 Author R.L. Stine
ISBN-10 9780545300766
Release 2015-02-24
Pages 160
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It's a whole new ride from master of horror and bestselling author R.L. Stine--with a story so fiendish that it can't be contained to just one book! Boone and Heather are psyched for summer camp. The legends of man-eating snakes and disappearing campers are hisss-terical! Sure, it's strange that the camp lotion makes their skin peel, but there's a good explanation, right? Right?! Things get even wrose when Boone joins the other eleven Very Special--And Very Terrified!--Guests at HorrorLand. There's something Very Wrong about a bumper-car ride called the R.I.P.P.E.R...



Diary of a Wimpy Vampire

Diary of a Wimpy Vampire Author Tim Collins
ISBN-10 9781843176114
Release 2010-10-15
Pages 259
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Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie-in (vampires don't sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths and emo kids due to his pale skin and social awkwardness, and constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise . . .*Winner of the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award 2012



An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman

An Englishman  an Irishman and a Scotsman  Author Nick Harris
ISBN-10 1843175002
Release 2011-09-01
Pages 416
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Edward is kind-hearted and always keen to help a friend in need. The small engines trust him to lend a listening ear and sympathetic advice. He is a hard worker too, and always does his best to finish a job.



How to Write Macintosh Software

How to Write Macintosh Software Author Scott Knaster
ISBN-10 UOM:39015013837706
Release 1988
Pages 511
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How to Write Macintosh Software has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from How to Write Macintosh Software also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full How to Write Macintosh Software book for free.