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The Cookie Sutra

The Cookie Sutra Author
ISBN-10 9780761138099
Release 2005
Pages 60
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Featuring an unabashed gingerbread couple who are photographed in unflinching full color, this humorous book is a recipe for pleasure as the "Kama Sutra" meets the "Joy of Cooking."



The Cookie Sutra

The Cookie Sutra Author Edward Jaye
ISBN-10 9780761159728
Release 2005-07-02
Pages 64
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Birds do it, bees do it. And guess what—cookies do it, too. In fact, never have a pair of gingerbread cookies looked so pleased. Yes, the Kama Sutra meets the Joy of Cooking. Featuring an unabashed gingerbread couple, who are photographed in unflinching full color, the Cookie Sutra is a recipe for pleasure. There is The First Posture, where two are yoked as one (yet the calorie count remains unchanged). The Pair of Tongs, allowing the woman to be open, free, sweet and crunchy. Pounding the Spot, requiring the suppleness of freshly rolled dough. There is Scissors, Autumn Dog, Tripod, The Wheelbarrow, The Snake Trap. And, for the advanced and adventurous, The Suspended Congress—great care must be taken lest the cookies crumble.



Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken Author Pouline Reage
ISBN-10 9780385345224
Release 2012
Pages 160
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A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."



Color My Boobs

Color My Boobs Author D. D. Stacks
ISBN-10 9780937609613
Release 2014-07-17
Pages 40
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This alluring collection of healthy, happy female pulchritude is the 1st in the My Boobs Series, which includes PLAY WITH MY BOOBS and STICKER MY BOOBS. The perfect party favor for Bachelorette and Bachelor parties, these books also make hilarious gag gifts, and stimulate romantic evenings! Surprisingly tasteful, these witty books offer hours of intimate fun! COLOR MY BOOBS offers color-in idrawings featuring an amazing variety of boobs for every taste: big, bigger, buxom, cantaloupes, torpedos, milk jugs, side boob, underboob, and much more. Showcasing the work of two talented artists, these line drawings also feature character boobs: a showgirl, pirate, cheerleader, goddess, hot teacher and much more!



Sock Monkey Kama Sutra

Sock Monkey Kama Sutra Author Vatsyayana Banana
ISBN-10 144055451X
Release 2013-06-18
Pages 96
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It's time to bump fuzzies! You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well, these sock monkeys have seen the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse gives new meaning to monkey business as the crafted creatures try out dozens of real Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning Top, these socks are ready to knock boots!



Regretsy

Regretsy Author April Winchell
ISBN-10 9780345523181
Release 2010
Pages 157
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Forget Dogs a Man s Best Friend Is His Penis A Woman s Guide for Surviving the Absurdities of Men

Forget Dogs  a Man s Best Friend Is His Penis  A Woman s Guide for Surviving the Absurdities of Men Author Liz Lehman
ISBN-10 0983607400
Release 2011-07-01
Pages 174
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Men have been obsessed with their penis ever since the Garden of Eden, when Adam said to Eve, "Watch out! I don't know how big this thing is going to get." In any relationship, a woman finds herself responding to a puppet being manipulated by a penis. FORGET DOGS! A MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS PENIS is a woman's guide to mastering the art of puppetry. The book is a critical tool that will help a woman survive relationship issues including the often frustrating dating process, marriage and divorce. Be equipped with the right verbal ax to cut your man down to size, when he says he is going out to a strip club to get a lap dance with his buddies. Stop men from duping you into believing that it is a man's world. Spot the situation and avoid the brainwashing. Read comparisons of male sexuality and the female libido, but fasten your seatbelt, because the ride is hilarious. The chapters expose realities of relationships using comical advice. Topics range from bedroom boredom, animal instincts, alien behavior, flirtations, office romances and friendly stalking. The author introduces a new lexicon for men and women, explaining "mentalpause," "automophilia', "CPR" (Critical Penis Relief) and "Gross Anatomy" in addition to innovative ideas on marriage survival. FORGET DOGS! A MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS PENIS deals frankly and openly with a woman's innermost feelings about sex, and is up front about subjects once considered taboo. Enjoy the tips and sarcastic wit for situations that will surely be familiar from your own life experiences. Learn to deal positively with negative situations and become enlightened about why men say the stupid things they do and act bizarrely in otherwise normal situations. You'll be flipping pages to absorb the caricatures, cartoons, notable quotes, jokes and glossary, as well as humorous advice from "Granny." The easy-to-read text is filled with creative, unique and memorable viewpoints of male sexuality though the author's female perceptive and invasive eye.



White Trash Sex Coupons

White Trash Sex Coupons Author Sourcebooks Inc
ISBN-10 1402203950
Release 2005-01-01
Pages 96
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44 tear-off coupons for a trashy good time!



The Naughty and Nice Christmas Kama Sutra

The Naughty and Nice Christmas Kama Sutra Author Cider Mill Press
ISBN-10 1604332409
Release 2011-10-25
Pages 128
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Christmas contortions and mind-blowing sex positions! A great gift for your lover with super-hot positions. This fully illustrated guide features all the classic Kama Sutra positions in festive holiday locales—in front of the fire, under the mistletoe, near the Christmas tree—while wearing nothing but tinsel, a touch of garland, and maybe a Santa hat. If you’ve been asking for a sex life that’s bold, playful, and daring, this is a great book to give…and receive, with plenty of detailed instructions to help maximize pleasure for everyone involved!



Sexy Book of Sexy Sex

Sexy Book of Sexy Sex Author Kristen Schaal
ISBN-10 9781452100906
Release 2011-12-16
Pages 192
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Welcome to a Sexy World of Sexy Sex. Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you arent instantly good at it you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered from—sometimes for way too long—just to see what would happen. But beware—this sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price: After you have read this book, there is no going back. Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesnt involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a mindless sex zombie would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners. WELL, ARE YOU IN?



The Lesbian Sex Book

The Lesbian Sex Book Author Wendy Caster
ISBN-10 1555837441
Release 2003
Pages 231
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A best-seller for years, THE LESBIAN SEX BOOK is ready for a revamp to reflect the changing times. Still as thorough and comprehensive as ever and just as entertaining, THE LESBIAN SEX BOOK - 2ND EDITION covers everything you ever wanted to know about lesbian sex, plus a whole lot of things you never even imagined but are definitely going to want to know about.



Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children

Knock Knock  How to Traumatize Your Children Author Knock Knock (Firm)
ISBN-10 1601063091
Release 2011-05-01
Pages 144
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Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children book for free.



I Bitch Therefore I Am

I Bitch  Therefore I Am Author Ed Polish
ISBN-10 9781580088299
Release 2007
Pages 120
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A third volume in the popular series of humor collections brings together sixty full-color advertising images from the 1940s through the 1960s with hilarious sayings that address such topics as love, motherhood, orgasms, politics, menopause, religion, and chocolate, among other topics.



Schrodinger s Cat Trilogy

Schrodinger s Cat Trilogy Author Robert A. Wilson
ISBN-10 9780307573933
Release 2009-10-21
Pages 560
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The sequel to the cult classic The Illuminatus! Trilogy, this is an epic fantasy that offers a twisted look at our modern-day world--a reality that exists in another dimension of time and space that may be closer than we think.



The Joy of Sex

The Joy of Sex Author Alex Comfort
ISBN-10 9780743477741
Release 2003-11
Pages 240
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A thirtieth anniversary edition of the guide first published in 1972 features updated text and illustrations and covers such topics as sexually transmitted diseases and achieving healthy intimacy. Reprint.



The Mullet

The Mullet Author Mark Larson
ISBN-10 9781582340647
Release 2000-01-01
Pages 128
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Describes the history and variations of the mullet hairstyle which is worn short in front and long in the back and is exemplified by Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Bolton, and Barry White.



Sex Made Easy

Sex Made Easy Author Penny Drops
ISBN-10 1906032483
Release 2008-11-01
Pages 160
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Crap in the bedroom? Not sure what to do with that thing between your legs? Is your partner threatening to leave you? Well, panic no more, 'Sex Made Easy', a ''Self-Help Sex Survival Instruction Manual'' has arrived to help you understand, battle and conquer your fears and pointless insecurities in the bedroom. 'Sex Made Easy' contains everything you should already know about sex, but probably don't, because you were too afraid to ask. Contains sections such as Top Ten Erotic Movies To Get Her In the Mood, Top Ten Most Uncomfortable Positions, A Guide To Foreplay, Tip Top Sex Tips, Mastering Phone Sex, Sex Injuries To Avoid and Sexy Statistics (in chart form). It's about sex basically. This humorous spoof manual has (none of) the practical advice of the countless self-help sex books you see written by ''experts'', but makes up for it with tons of wit and charm – and hysterical 1980's soft core pornography – which will have you and your partner rolling around in the bedroom, if not necessarily the bed. 'Sex Made Easy' will appeal to anyone interested in sex and, last time we checked, that was everyone.