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The Quotable A hole

The Quotable A  hole Author Eric Grzymkowski
ISBN-10 9781440529078
Release 2011-09-15
Pages 256
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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.



Queen of Your Own Life

Queen of Your Own Life Author Cindy Ratzlaff
ISBN-10 9781426851865
Release 2010-04-01
Pages 304
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Discover the Seven Best Gifts You Can Give Yourself Queen of Your Own Life is a philosophy, a decision and an invitation to happiness for women who have made the tough but rewarding journey to the midpoint in their lives. Kathy Kinney (best known as Mimi on The Drew Carey Show) and Cindy Ratzlaff (marketing genius behind the launch of The South Beach Diet) have been best friends for more than thirty years, and have helped each other navigate the ups and downs of their lives with humor and grace. In this entertaining and inspiring book, they share the tried-and-true techniques they call "the seven best gifts a woman can give herself." They reveal how they learned to value themselves just the way they are—women in full bloom, sensual, vibrant, wise and more beautiful than ever—and they'll show you how you can, too. With these seven gifts you'll discover how to: • Claim your beauty and feel your power • Clean your mental closet and find your queen voice • Admire yourself for who you've become • Build deep, fulfilling friendships with other women • Establish firm boundaries that will strengthen all your relationships • Learn the simple trick to finally being happy • Place the crown firmly on your head With humor, comfort and inspiration, Queen of Your Own Life offers easy step-by-step actions to blast away at the societal tall tale that young is beautiful and old is just old. If you've been feeling that the best part of your life may be behind you, then this book will prove to you just how untrue that is, and that the door to being happy is not only never closed, but just waiting for you to fling it open. Remember, you don't have to be twenty to have your whole life ahead of you. Now is the time to become Queen of Your Own Life!



Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch

Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch Author Elizabeth Hilts
ISBN-10 9781402250484
Release 2006-09-01
Pages 208
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Expanding on her now-classic Getting in Touch with Your Inner Bitch (over 120,000 copies sold), Elizabeth Hilts adds more edgy wisdom to the book that has helped thousands of women get in touch with that integral, powerful part of themselves that is going unrecognized. After all, your Inner Bitch is the little black dress of attitudes-perfect for every occasion-and your own personal antidote to the torrent of absurd requests, ridiculous expectations and outrageous demands women face every day. This edition is bursting with new material, including: --Inner Bitch reminders-snappy ways to keep your Inner Bitch always on alert --Inner Bitch wisdom-advice and quotations from bitches through the ages and throughout the world, proving that she who wields power, wins --New observations on the importance of the Inner Bitch in life, love and the pursuit of happiness



Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming Author Pascale Lemire
ISBN-10 9780385349345
Release 2013
Pages 191
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Based on the web phenomenon Dogshaming and containing photos that are all-new and exclusive to the book, this hilarious album showcases adorable snapshots of shamed pups confessing their biggest - and grossest - sins.



You Had One Job

You Had One Job Author Beverly L. Jenkins
ISBN-10 9781449480691
Release 2016-07-12
Pages 144
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If someone hangs a stop sign upside down or paints crooked lines on a highway, count on someone else to snap a photo and post it online. You Had One Job! is a collection of hilarious pictures features job-related disasters and general ineptitudes. All of these new, never-before-seen images will be accompanied by witty captions.



Get Rich Lucky Bitch

Get Rich  Lucky Bitch Author Denise Duffield-Thomas
ISBN-10 9781788171366
Release 2018-07-24
Pages 304
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It's weird and frankly bewildering that the most talented women in the world are often the ones struggling to make fabulous money from their talents.

In Get Rich, Lucky Bitch!, you'll get the tools and inspiration you need to go to the next level of wealth - whether you're starting from scratch or itching to break through the million-dollar mark. Denise Duffield-Thomas has been through the whole financial rollercoaster herself - she has probably made every financial mistake possible! Finally, having had enough of under-earning, she dedicated a year to practising everything she knew about the Law of Attraction and applied it directly to money. As a result of all this work, her income doubled, then tripled, and in a few years she went from always being broke to being a successful entrepreneur. And in this book she teaches you how create the same shifts in your own life.

This book is the most practical manifestation book you'll ever read. You'll get day-to-day actions, inspiration, kick-up-the-butt real talk and loving advice. There's no amount of money you could want that's too big or too small. Denise will teach you to cut through years of under-earning and chronic underserving, fly through your income goals, heal your money wounds and break through old self-beliefs.

No matter where you're starting from, if you're willing to uncover what's holding you back, this book will help you create money miracles in your life.



Dilbert Gets Re accommodated

Dilbert Gets Re accommodated Author Scott Adams
ISBN-10 9781449489151
Release 2017-11-21
Pages 160
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When confronted by unjust systems of corporate domination, whenever and wherever they may be, Dilbert boldly . . . gets “re-accommodated.” The legendary gang of coworkers is back for more unprofessional development, jargon freestyle, and elaborate work-avoidance schemes. Management fudges the line between stupidity and illegality. Promising new coffee warmer/phone charger technologies abound. And the circle of blame goes ever onward. In this fresh collection, Dilbert lampoons cubicle culture with strips that are sometimes recognizable, sometimes absurd—but always hilarious.



You Say I m a Bitch Like It s a Bad Thing

You Say I m a Bitch Like It s a Bad Thing Author Ed Polish
ISBN-10 9781580086370
Release 2004
Pages 128
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Bold and defiant like the women profiled between its covers, YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING is a cranked-up collection of affirmations for mommies on the edge, self-styled divas, and domestic goddesses everywhere. Featuring full-color advertising images from the 1950s and 1960s paired with sly, laugh-out-loud sayings, this sassy little gift book tackles issues of love, motherhood, housework, menopause, shopping, and diet with daring humor and a healthy dose of bitchiness. The spiral-bound book stands on its own base for easy display. A gift book of hyped-up affirmations featuring full-color advertising images from the 1950sâ??1960s paired with hilarious sayings.The spiral-bound, stand-up cover allows for easy display.A perfect shower, hostess, birthday, or friendship gift for women of all ages. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â



Edge of Glory

Edge of Glory Author Rachel Spangler
ISBN-10 9781612941103
Release 2017-10-16
Pages 330
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As Olympic snowboarder Corey LaCroix and skier Elise Brandies ride the razor's edge between victory and defeat on the slopes, they also face a heat neither of them is prepared for in their safe worlds of snow and ice. The stakes become steeper than any mountain either of them will ever face when legacies and hearts collide at breakneck speed.



Wild Words from Wild Women

Wild Words from Wild Women Author Autumn Stephens
ISBN-10 1573240389
Release 1996
Pages 288
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Everyone from Madonna and Cher to Dorothy Parker and Tammy Faye tells it like it is in this outrageously opinionated compendium. From tart to terrorist, stripper to senator, B-girl to big name VIP, these down and dirty dishers exclaim on love, sex, politics, and the benefits of a frankly macha mouth.



Trumpisms

Trumpisms Author Seth Millstein
ISBN-10 9781510710962
Release 2015-12-15
Pages 128
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One may think that Donald Trump knows what he’s talking about. After all, the man—as he’ll remind you at every opportunity—has made a whopping $4 million as an entrepreneur and is far ahead of his competitors in the race to become the republican nominee for the 2016 presidential election. He’s also assertive, bold, self-assured, and argumentative. He talks as if he knows what he’s talking about. And then reality sets it. He can’t actually believe the ludicrous things that come out of his mouth. Or can he? This brilliant, hilarious, and horrifying collection is a compilation of more than one hundred of the most mind-boggling, insane, crass, ignorant, and downright offensive statements he's made, Tweeted, or otherwise written. We’ll cover his thoughts on public policy, international relations, President Barack Obama, his opponents, himself—and much, much more. So buckle up, America, because common sense, experience, grace, and political knowledge—who needs them? As Trump said, he will be one of the greatest presidents “that God ever created.”



Nothing But the Truth

Nothing But the Truth Author Avi
ISBN-10 9780545174152
Release 2010-01-01
Pages 177
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Ninth-grader Philip Malloy's suspension for humming "The Star-Spangled Banner" during homeroom becomes a national news story.



I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies

I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies   Author The Betches
ISBN-10 9781501151101
Release 2017-04-11
Pages 352
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In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with strangers, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches--first, we helped you win at basically everything, and now we're going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face: dating. Maybe you're a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he's just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you're a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Either way, we've got you covered. So put away the Ben & Jerry's fro-yo (just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.



Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch 2016 Calend

Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch 2016 Calend Author Elizabeth Hilts
ISBN-10 149261274X
Release 2015-07
Pages
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pstrongYou've been way too nice for way too long /strong/ppHere's wishing you the bitchiest year ever! Now in its 12th straight year, this beloved bestselling calendar offers witty daily inspiration for women, always reminding them to get in touch with that powerful, integral part of themselves that they may have been denying for far too long-their inner bitch!/p



Steal this Book

Steal this Book Author Abbie Hoffman
ISBN-10 156858217X
Release 2002
Pages 318
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Classic counterculture literature.



Off the Grid

Off the Grid Author C. J. Box
ISBN-10 9780698410053
Release 2016-03-08
Pages 384
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The Red Desert of Wyoming is a beautiful and punishing place for anybody, even for game warden Joe Pickett and his friend Nate Romanowski in this #1 New York Times bestselling thriller... Nate is off the grid, recuperating from wounds and trying to deal with past crimes, when he is suddenly surrounded by a small team of elite professional special operators. They’re not there to threaten him, but to make a deal. They need help destroying a domestic terror cell in Wyoming’s Red Desert, and in return they’ll make Nate’s criminal record disappear. But they are not what they seem, as Nate’s friend Joe Pickett discovers. They have a much different plan in mind, and it just might be something that takes them all down—including Nate and Joe.



Hot Guys and Baby Animals

Hot Guys and Baby Animals Author Audrey Khuner
ISBN-10 9781449411848
Release 2011-11-08
Pages 80
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Are you sick and tired of studly male models showing off their perfectly sculpted muscles? Have you had enough of cuddly baby animals flaunting their perfect newborn fuzzy cuteness? We didn't think so. Shirtless guys and puppy dog eyes take over with this collection of Hot Guys and Baby Animals by Audrey Khuner and Carolyn Newman. Hot Guys and Baby Animals features photos of gorgeous guys and their fuzzy friends, along with tongue-in-cheek captions detailing the likes and dislikes of each guy and baby animal. Let the "ohs" and "ahs" begin as male models play with puppies, snuggle kittens, nuzzle lambs, and even coo at a few chicks (baby chickens, that is). Perhaps the Sundance Channel says it best in its review of the California calendar that started it all: "Hot guys + baby animals = genius."