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Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492647209
Release 2016-06-01
Pages 48
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!



Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1477468528
Release 2012-08-29
Pages 40
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.



Unicorn Being a Jerk

Unicorn Being a Jerk Author C. W. Moss
ISBN-10 9780062070210
Release 2011-11-08
Pages 120
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.



Why Unicorn Drinks

Why Unicorn Drinks Author C. W. Moss
ISBN-10 9780062227140
Release 2013-02-12
Pages 144
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Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.



Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks  Coloring and Activity Book Author
ISBN-10 1492647594
Release 2017-03-01
Pages 96
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Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.



Unicorns Are Jerks Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems

Unicorns Are Jerks  Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems Author Theo Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492648035
Release 2016-10-01
Pages 126
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All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.



Dinosaurs with Jobs

Dinosaurs with Jobs Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492647217
Release 2016-06-01
Pages 48
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!



Unicorns on Bad Trips

Unicorns on Bad Trips Author Esmerelda Q. Jones
ISBN-10 1530959799
Release 2016-04-10
Pages 64
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"A magical tour de force!" -- Satisfied Customer * Join millions of adults all around the world who are rediscovering the simple relaxation and joy of coloring! * This adult coloring book has over 30 trippy patterns, featuring unicorns on all kinds of bad trips.* Trips vary in severity from kinda nice to maybe a little bit scary. * Provides hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. * Pages are single-sided so that one trip doesn't ruin the next.* Pages can be torn out of the book for easy coloring.* Standard-size 8.5" x 11" pages makes your artwork easy to frame with pride.* Become internet famous by tagging your colored artwork on Twitter using #unicorns



Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems Author Theo Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1492647225
Release 2016-06-01
Pages 48
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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!



The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People Author Jordan Reid
ISBN-10 9780735213685
Release 2017-04-25
Pages 176
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"Funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. � Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you're not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) � Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up � Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women � Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don't Have to Listen � Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment."--Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester



101 Ways to Use a Unicorn

101 Ways to Use a Unicorn Author Robb Pearlman
ISBN-10 0789329107
Release 2015-03-03
Pages 96
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Fans of the magical unicorn are legion, and the unicorn's appearance in pop culture shows no signs of waning. This book presents light-hearted, slightly twisted, and always funny practical uses for a unicorn. Everyone loves unicorns--what's not to love. They're beautiful, magical creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. This latest book is a manual of sorts, detailing creative ways to employ the neighbourhood unicorn in everyday life. The methods range from the practical to pop cultural to slightly dark--but all are laugh-out-loud funny: Hunger Games (the unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl); Bookmark (the unicorn's horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand); Clothesline (a clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes); Award Ceremony Seat Filler (the unicorn is in a tuxedo, seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep); and Jedi (the unicorn's horn is lit up like a light saber in a fight with Darth Vader). Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.



Cats Are Jerks

Cats Are Jerks Author Kerri Wood Thomson
ISBN-10 1539757897
Release 2016-10-25
Pages 34
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Cats Are Jerks. They have been for thousands of years, barfing hairballs on marble floors and in sod huts, and waking your ancestors up at 3:00am. Cats will continue to be jerks for all eternity, but now you can color your stress and cat-hate away.Fun things to do with your copy of Cats Are Jerks: -Color and tape a drawing above your cat's food dish. -Plaster your cat-loving coworker's cubicle with your art work. -Frame each page and nail them on the ceiling above your bed. -Leave random colored cat pages in public places. -Donate 10,000 Cats Are Jerks books to your local animal shelter.



Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace Author Nicole Lorenz
ISBN-10 1463786832
Release 2011-08-01
Pages 40
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There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.



Color Me Swoon

Color Me Swoon Author Mel Elliott
ISBN-10 9780399165474
Release 2013-09-03
Pages 126
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Following the news, engaging in political debate, or going to the opera is all well and good, but from time to time you just need to sit back and look at some old-fashioned beefcake. Team that with some crayons, pens, and markers, and what do you have? HEAVEN! IN AN ACTIVITY BOOK! Color Me Swooon will leave you weak in the knees as you and your pens caress chiseled features and chest hair. Along with coloring, you’ll rate more than sixty gorgeous guys on swoon-worthy-ness, as well as learning what in their lives (beyond their killer looks, duh) makes them so hot. From Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Will Smith to Daniel Craig, Jake Gyllenhaal, and even One Direction, all the heartthrobs are here, and in no particular order. (Except for Ryan Gosling, who is first. Obviously.) So what are you waiting for? Get out your crayons and color those hotties good.



Stuff Unicorns Love

Stuff Unicorns Love Author Jessie Oleson Moore
ISBN-10 9781507205693
Release 2017-12-12
Pages 144
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"A whimsical, humorous imagining of what unicorns really think and what they truly love--including recipes for unicorn food, crafts, and the history of these mythical creatures. In Stuff Unicorns Love, you'll get a guided tour of unicorns' most treasured things straight from a unicorn's mouth--from food recipes and crafts to beauty tips and their favorite activities"--



Very Naughty Unicorn Adult Coloring Books Unicorns Edition

Very Naughty Unicorn  Adult Coloring Books Unicorns Edition Author Activity Attic Books
ISBN-10 1683230159
Release 2016-01-20
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Hey Ms. Unicorn, what naughty ideas do you have in mind today? Let's color you and find out! Your colored artwork reflects your personality because your choices are all your own. It reflects the state of your mind, which makes it a reliable tool when diagnosing mental and emotional illnesses. Grab a copy now!



Drunk Foul Mouth Jerk Unicorns

Drunk Foul Mouth Jerk Unicorns Author Inappropriate Coloring Books
ISBN-10 153980979X
Release 2016-10-29
Pages 66
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Drunk Foul-Mouth Jerk Unicorns A Weird & Inappropriate Coloring Book for Adults